Public Enemies

July 18 2009, 2:15pm

Dear Michael Mann:

I am very sorry I blew off your Miami Vice movie-ization. Now that I have sat through your tedious "all the boring parts of gangster movies, plus a lot of incoherent night-time gunfights, plus pretty old cars" movie, can we call it even, and will you please make another movie as good as "Collateral"?

Your pal, Ross